It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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