I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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