I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think people are normalizing furries
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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