It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Do plants get herpes?
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