there's paper in my vomit.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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