i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
wow bdsm is so cute
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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