oh god the rape fog is back!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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