I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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