I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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