I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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