its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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