Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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