We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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