Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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