its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just found a bag of teeth...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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