Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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