literally had 100 drinks last night.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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