yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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