Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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