found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
why do cheetos always look like penises
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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