It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
