that's an acceptable place to lick
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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