My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think people are normalizing furries
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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