I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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