Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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