I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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