dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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