Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Floor bacon is actually really good
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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