home. puking in laundry basket.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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