I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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