normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
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