We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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