you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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