Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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