I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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