: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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