Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
