She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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