Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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