I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
