would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
no you cant smoke seaweed
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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