She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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