I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
