i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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