Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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