I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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