You're completely useless in the revolution.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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