singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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