I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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