I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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