have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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