5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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