Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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