i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
