Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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