do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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