sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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