I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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