I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize