Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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